A little help please?

[Monkey Teaser]

DIVORCE ROCK - Linkin Park, Papa Roach, new Offspring single, etc...

(as coined by Mikey Bizzrooks, Feb 2002)

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[Relatively Short Thom]

NMEmo - Jimmy Eat World, Rival Schools, etc.

(As coined by Thom, Feb 2002)

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Two Lesbian Agents with glazed faces of grafted penis flesh sat sipping spinal fluid through alabaster straws

[Afro_Joe]

WAHEY!

More made up sub genres please.

DOUBLE IRONIC METAL - LostProphets, Fake Sound of Progress. Cuz they seem to be being ironic by poking fun at sell-out metal bands and fake music industry buffs. But the DOUBLE irony is that this is just to confirm that they are still "for real" and "down with the kids".

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Take a chance as we open up our minds to things that never exist. Holy is the word that I use to clench my fists. You will never see what has gone wrong.